One of the girls in our English class had an unusual dress that day. She wears a short sweater. I came early that day. We talked about random topics and I did not make any comment about her dress. Then our teacher came. Without hesitation, he said that her dress is so sexy. Moreover, he said that it should be a man who invented this dress.
Later that day we were talking in the canteen with that girl about finding a job. She told us that she applied for a salesman job and in the interview, the manager asked her to wear sexy dresses for the job. She got irritated and refused to work there. Besides being a very attractive girl she was also very smart and educated. She knows several languages and graduated from one of the best universities. Later she found a job in a big international company.
The point is she can turn on men easily and she knows that. However, she is not doing that for money she is doing that for fun. We all knew and heard about how women turn men on, but what about the other way round. How can a man turn women on?
In south park TV series, they considered this question. Boys were assigned to write a report on thanksgiving. They were looking for books. Then Eric offers that they should watch history channel instead. Eric is right. History channel is airing thanksgiving special. In the documentary, they ask whether Thanksgiving Day visited by aliens which seem silly to Kyle. However, Eric, Kenny, and Stan think that it’s a good idea, so they decide to write a report on it.
Next day a group of guys with a suit from History Channel visited them. They asked them how they come up with this idea. Kyle tries to explain to them that this is not a big deal. They only saw that on History Channel. Then they asked them are they willing to tell those ideas on TV. They accept. Kyle comes up with a totally crazier idea. He suggests that pilgrims and Indians themselves might be aliens, and they come to the world to make an intergalactic treaty.
On History Channel when they introduce Kyle they do not mention that he is a student in primary school. Instead, they say Professor Kyle has a different approach to this topic. When they watch, Kyle outraged. However, weird events happen. It turns out Kyle is right after all. Both Pilgrims and Indians are aliens and they came to our world to sign an intergalactic treaty. A pilgrim comes to the world. He picked up by Natalie Portman with a car. They found Kyle and his friends. The pilgrim needs to turn back to his own planet. Altogether, Kyle and his friends, History Channel team, Natalie Portman and the pilgrim go to historical thanksgiving site. It turns out to open the portal. Natalie Portman needs to open her wormhole.
The pilgrim asked her to open her wormhole. She says no. They asked her again there is no more time, intergalactic peace depends on it, she needs to open her wormhole to open the portal. No avail, she says no again. The manager of history channel asks Kyle.
Manager-Professor Kyle, what should we do?
Kyle- I am not a professor.
Manager- History Channel said you are a professor.
Kyle- You are the f…. History Channel.
The pilgrim- You know all of this somehow, you should know how to persuade Natalie Portman to open her wormhole.
Kyle agrees at last. Next scene he has a nice suit. They are having dinner with Natalia Portman in a luxury restaurant. Kyle having small talk with her asks her whether she has a brother or sister. After dinner, they walk under the moon. Later Kyle asks again.
Kyle- Will you open your wormhole?
Natalia Portman- No.
Kyle – Come on.
Natalia Portman- Maybe.
Finally, Natalia Portman opens her wormhole and the pilgrim can return to her own planet and intergalactic peace can be protected. In a sarcastic way, South Park shows how men could turn women on. First, he should have a nice suit. Then he should take his girlfriend to a nice restaurant and he should make some small talks. Those are required steps for men to turn women on.
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